5) Newark Springs®
"Drink wit da fishes."
4) H3O
"The extra h is for hydration! (and makes it radioactive)"
3) Billy® Water
"The water endorsed by the no good brother of a former president!"
"Try our new Roger Clinton Extreme Sports Water®, too!"
2) DUMBE Water®
"Because tap water is free..."
1) Montezuma’s Revenge Mineral Water®
"I gotta find a bathroom!"
You're probably the only person born after 1980 who makes Billy Beer jokes
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