Saturday, August 29, 2009

Top 5 Least Popular Brands of Bottled Water

5) Newark Springs®

"Drink wit da fishes."

4) H3O

"The extra h is for hydration! (and makes it radioactive)"

3) Billy® Water

"The water endorsed by the no good brother of a former president!"

"Try our new Roger Clinton Extreme Sports Water®, too!"

2) DUMBE Water®

"Because tap water is free..."

1) Montezuma’s Revenge Mineral Water®

"I gotta find a bathroom!"

1 comment:

  1. You're probably the only person born after 1980 who makes Billy Beer jokes

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