Top 20 Tourist Attractions in the year 2109

1. The Denzel Washington Monument
2. The Great Wal-Mart of China
3. Everglades National Parking Lot
4. The Cathedral of Saint Bono
5. The “Whoops…Our Bad” Iraq War Memorial
6. The Last Glacier
7. The Gateway® Arch
8. The Taco Bell Bathroom in which Britney Spears died
9. Hugh Grant’s Tomb
10. The Lost City of Detroit
11. Dubai’s Walk-In Diamond
12. The Space Needle (Now Reaching Space!)
13. The iFel Tower
14. Donald Trump’s 1000-foot tall, gold-plated tombstone
15. Domino’s® Leaning Tower of Pizza
16. The Jenna Bush Presidential Library and Museum
17. The Smoking Crater Where Iran Used to Be
18. The National Air and Space and Time Travel Museum
19. World Wrestling Entertainment Presents: The Dome of The Rock
20. Cher 160^th Birthday Concert Spectacular