Over a bottle of wine the other night, my friend Kelly told the story of her friend Darcy, who reportedly had sex with a guy so that he would buy her dinner. Kelly then declared "the saddest thing in the world to have sex for is dinner." It started a heated debate. What is the saddest thing to have sex for? Here are my favorites:
The saddest thing in the world to have sex for is ... DIAPERS
The saddest thing in the world to have sex for is ... INSULIN
The saddest thing in the world to have sex for is ... A RIDE HOME (based on a true story)
The saddest thing in the world to have sex for is ... THE ANTIDOTE
The saddest thing in the world to have sex for is ... BAIT (if you are having sex for bait, you are either a very dedicated fisherman or a very undedicated prostitute)
The saddest thing in the world to have sex for is ... ROB SCHNEIDER'S AMUSEMENT
The saddest thing in the world to have sex for is ... THE TIME
The saddest thing in the world to have sex for is ... FREE! (Am I right, ladies?! Woo woo!)
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i like "the antidote." CREEEEEPY!
ReplyDeleteto get pregnant so you dont have to look for a job and just be supported by your boyfriend for the rest of your life? ...ive considered this while staring at my birth control
ReplyDeleteand dont ask me why i used my aim name... im slow with technology
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