When you consider it, sometimes misfortune isn’t as “misfortunate” as you might think, particularly when you consider what the opposite might be…
Its better to be extremely wet than the opposite…being extremely on fire
Its better to fall down than the opposite…falling up and drifting out in to space
Its better to be an amputee than the opposite…having too many limbs
Its better to be excessively hairy than the opposite…having to wear a Merkin
Its better to be addicted to Opium than the opposite….being addicted to un-processed poppy flowers
Its better to be lactose intolerant than the opposite…being able to eat nothing but dairy products
Its better to have nobody know who you are than the opposite…being Jon Gosselin.
Its better to be 4’ 10” than the opposite…being 10’ 4”
Its better to catch your husband in the arms of another woman than the opposite…catching your husband fucking the dog
Its better to be homeless than the opposite…being back in the Vietnam War.
Its better to go to an under-aged prostitute than the opposite…going a senior-citizen prostitute.
Its better to lose you keys than the opposite…having your keys pack their bags and walk out on you.
Its better to have erectile dysfunction than the opposite…having a permanent erection that only goes flaccid when you're aroused
Its better to be a member of the KKK than the opposite…having the KKK reject your bid for membership
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